Do you remember that time I said I was slowly killing my family with milk products? I’m trying to make amends. A quick Google search showed me that I couldn’t get Lactaid sour cream at my local grocery store, but I could sure as heck get Lactaid cottage cheese and mix it with lemon juice.
1 1/2 lb sirloin, sliced
1 tbsp avocado oil
2 tbsp butter
1 small onion, chopped
1 clove of garlic, minced
1 1/2 cups beef broth
2 tsp Worcestershire sauce
1/2 tbsp Dijon mustard
1/2 tsp thyme
1/2 cup cottage cheese
1 tsp lemon juice
Season the sirloin with salt and garlic pepper. Heat the avocado oil over medium high heat and brown the steak in small batches.
Lower the heat to medium low and melt the butter. Add onions and garlic and sauté until onions are translucent. Keep an eye on the heat to ensure the garlic doesn’t burn. Add the broth, Worcestershire, Dijon, thyme, and adjust for salt if needed. If you use Better Than Bouillon you likely won’t need to add anymore salt at this point, but people are really effing weird about salt and you do you boo.
Add the steak and any juices to the mix and then melt in the cottage cheese. Once the cheese is melted, add the lemon juice and serve over egg noodles.
The texture was exactly the same as my normal stroganoff and everyone ate two bowls. Then I dipped some French bread in the leftover sauce, so uh, yeah, it was really good.
My muumuu may be covered in steak juice, wine charcoal, and partial meat failure, but the journey was worth it. Even overcooked, the picanha was juicy and delicious. I’ll likely try another one soon and thin slice it for steak sandwiches on Kaiser rolls.
The picanha was slightly overcooked, but I suppose we can’t be good at everything… Not even when we have a 6-prong remote thermometer with Bluetooth. I could blame it on wine, or say that kids wouldn’t eat rare meat, but it was just everyday Lin thinking she knows more than a top-o-the line sensor. You know, just a typical day. We’re still having shaved picanha sandwiches with au jus for dinner tomorrow.
The tomatoes and vinaigrette were the true stars of dinner and thus, the “recipe” you’re getting. It’s just a simple vinaigrette that can be made in under a minute with an immersion blender and then spooned over sliced tomatoes. I highly recommend an immersion blender for new cooks. Game changer tbh, and you can get one for $10-15 online.
1/2 cup extra virgin olive oil
2 tbsp red wine vinegar
2 tsp stone ground mustard
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 tsp sugar
1 tsp salt
A pinch of black pepper, chives, basil, and parsley
Dump everything into a cup and blend for a few seconds with an immersion blender. You’re welcome.
These measurements make enough to serve over five medium tomatoes (sliced), which is enough for two adults and one fat baby, if you ask The Puppy. The picky Biggin declined any fresh dinner in favor of old reheated meatballs. You really cannot win them all.
We’ve been re-watching The Sopranos, which means it’s all Italian all the time. It also means I walk around saying things like, “Think, Christophaaah, think!” and, “What am I, a toxic pershon or shumthin?” My husband isn’t loving the Italian food theme (lactose intolerance), but he’ll survive until I finish Season 6B this weekend and move onto Six Feet Under. Actually, that’s probably not going to help at all, because the first thing I’ll make will be stroganoff in honor of Nikolai the florist.
I mixed up the Italian Sausage for this dish myself, because fennel is the worst and I hate it. I will forever more be hand seasoning Italian Sausage, because it was perfect. No licorice flavor ruining every bite and the brown sugar really shone through in the mix.
3 handfuls of fresh spinach
1 lb sweet Italian sausage (see below for my mix!)
3 tbsp olive oul
1 lb ricotta
12 oz. jumbo shells (cook them 3 minutes less than the package says)
2 cups marinara, let’s be honest, store bought is fine for this.
6 tbsp butter
3 tbsp butter
3 cups whole milk, we use Lactaid.
1/2 cup grated parm
Pinch of nutmeg, cayenne, and salt
Bring your oil up over medium heat and add your sausage. Cook, breaking up sausage with a heatproof rubber spatula for 5–7 minutes. Add the spinach and cook until most of the liquid from the spinach evaporates. Let cool for a few minutes and then add ricotta and salt to taste. Set aside.
Melt butter in a pan over medium heat. Whisk in flour and cook, whisking occasionally, until mixture smells nutty, 2-3 minutes. Stir in milk, then increase heat to medium-high. Whisking constantly, bring to a simmer. Reduce heat to maintain a simmer and cook just until thick, about 8–10 minutes. Add Parmesan and whisk until melted, then whisk in cayenne and nutmeg; season with salt. Cover béchamel and keep warm.
I like to do my noodles while I cook the béchamel, so the béchamel doesn’t have time to get thick and icky before you’re ready to stuff the shells.
Preheat oven to 375°. Spread half of the béchamel into a 9×13 casserole dish. To stuff the shells, spoon a heaping tablespoonful of sausage filling into each shell and fit next to each other to create rows. Pour remaining béchamel over shells, then spoon on marinara sauce. Top with more Parmesan.
Bake for 35 minutes.
Sweet Italian Sausage: To enjoy your own fennel-free sweet Italian sausage, mix the following ingredients together and chill until ready to use.
1.5 lbs ground pork
1.5 tbsps red wine vinegar
1.5 tsps salt
1.5 tsps black pepper
2 tbsps Italian seasoning
2 tsps dried parsley
1.5 tsps onion powder
1.5 tsps garlic powder
1 tsp crushed red pepper flakes
1.5 tbsps brown sugar
The sausage was glorious and I’m planning on picking up a meat grinder soon to grind my own pork to make some link sausages. Adventures in drunken sausage-making coming to a blog near you.
Chicken Riggies. If you grew up in the south, you’ve probably never heard of it. It’s alternatively called Utica Riggies and every Utica/Rome, New York chef lays claim to it. The best part about Chicken Riggies is a toss up between the hot cherry peppers and the 1-1/2 cups of white wine you dump into it.
I know what you’re thinking. I said I don’t do white wine, but this is tried and true and it is chicken, so we’ll do what we must. Besides, if you use that super salty and shitty Holland House cooking wine you won’t be tempted to drink it. You’ll have to crack open a nice bottle of red to hold you over.
This stuff was good. So good in fact the Biggin was heard saying, “yeah,” in response to me asking if it was any good.
1/2 cup white wine
2 tbsps olive oil (plus more for sauté)
2 cloves garlic, minced. (Just use the jarred, go on, it’s really fine.)
2 tsp Italian seasoning
2 lbs chicken tenderloins, cubed
2 tbsp butter
1 red bell pepper, diced
1 yellow onion, chopped
4 hot cherry peppers, diced
3 cloves garlic, minced
1 cup white wine
1 can tomato paste (6 oz.)
28 oz. can peeled San Marzano tomatoes
1/4 tsp salt
1/2 tsp crushed red pepper
1/4 tsp black pepper
1 1/2 cups heavy cream
8 oz. cream cheese
1 1/2 cup Parmesan cheese, the good stuff, chopped.
16 oz. rigatoni pasta
A lot of ingredients and a lot of chopping, but let’s be honest, that means time for a lot of wine. Rip out the tendons and dice the chicken up. Add all of the marinade ingredients and chicken to a ziplock bag and toss it in the fridge for at least an hour.
Chop your veg while you wait for the chicken to soak up that goodness. When it’s time, drain the marinade off of the chicken and sauté in 2 tablespoons of olive oil in a large pot until there isn’t any pink left. Remove to a plate and melt the butter in the same pot.
Sauté the veg over medium-low heat for ten minutes. Add the cup of white wine and bring to a boil. Scrape in the tomato paste, stir until combined, and add the canned tomatoes. Use the back of your spoon to crush the tomatoes a bit. Cook down on a simmer for around ten minutes.
While your sauce cooks down, boil the rigatoni. Cook the pasta the least amount of time recommended to keep it firm. Drain and keep covered when al dente.
When the sauce has thickened up some, add the cream cheese and heavy cream. Once the cream cheese incorporates, it’s Parmesan time. Give the Parmesan plenty of time to melt before adding the chicken and pasta back to the pot.
This dish was so dang good and the recipe makes enough to feed an army. The kids thought it was good enough to eat (yeah…) and that’s a win in my book. Here’s to hoping it reheats well in the oven tomorrow with some mozzarella and parm on top!
If your spouse pickups a Kamado Joe, you won’t have to cook ever again. That’s how it seems to be working out for me anyway.
I’ve been out of town or sick for the last three weeks and the Husband is killing it with his outdoor cooking. I don’t know if you’re aware of this, but taking cold meds and drinking wine somehow cancels each other out. I feel it’s my duty to inform you, my lovely faithful followers.
Spatchcock that chicken and rub it down with the usual suspects:
1 whole young chicken
This bird needs to be roasted for 40 minutes (or until it’s up to temp) at 400 degrees. Sure, you could do it in an oven, but you could also just spend money on a fancy ceramic smoker that is internet famous and actually lives up to the hype.
We picked up a Kamado Joe Jr. a few weeks ago and we’re in love. (I told you we’re obsessive about kitchen appliances.) This little thing can get over 600 degrees and can be used as a pizza oven.
The lump charcoal you used with it is a bit more expensive, but it does seem to last forever. We tucked the baby Joe out by the griddle and pull our camp chairs up close to pet him while he cooks our spatchcocked chickens. I think he prefers it that way.
To work this beauty, you have to lay the lump charcoal in the bottom and light. Open the bottom hatch and top hatch wide to allow enough air to bring the heat up and then slowly squeeze the bottom hatch to mostly closed. Use the top hatch to further adjust your temperature.
I was super concerned the first time we lit it, but controlling the temp is not difficult at all. This thing comes to temp and cooks foods super fast. Best chicken I’ve ever had!
Last week, Husband and I went to Fredericksburg for an anniversary trip and while there we discovered we are actually food snobs, and also probably wine snobs. (I maintain that is a false accusation, very slanderous, very upsetting. I LOVE YOU BLACK BOX CAB.) All I’m saying is don’t visit Texas wine country looking for a foodie experience to go along with your wine. You’ll end up in a Sonic parking lot eating ice cream and complaining about the fake German food you suffered through.
On our wine tour I stumbled into my best meal of the weekend. Sweetbriar Rose is a bistro on 290 that is family-owned and serves jello shots for all of the bachelorette parties on the winery route. I had the chicken salad sandwich on homemade sourdough with pickled onions and it was the bomb dot com. If you’ve never had pickled red onions, I’m here to let you know that your life has been flavorless and boring up until right meow. There’s no such thing as too much vinegar in your life. If anyone tells you otherwise, cut them out of your life for being a negative influence.
3 cups of chicken, I pulled a rotisserie chicken and dumped all of the meat into a bowl. Use the dark meat too, don’t be lame, this isn’t canned chicken salad.
1/4 cup balsamic vinegar
1/2 cup mayo. Duke’s or bust.
1/4 cup olive oil. This is a dressing so spring for the evoo.
1 tablespoon of Dijon mustard
2 tsp honey
1 garlic clove, minced. Or, a giant spoonful of that pre-minced pickled garlic if you don’t care about measuring things, and we don’t.
1/2 tsp Italian seasoning
1/2 tsp salt
If you pull the chicken from a rotisserie, make sure you’re just pulling off giant chunks. Nobody likes shredded chicken salad. That’s for trash chicken that wasn’t good enough to be served in chunks.
In a bowl, mix together all of the ingredients listed after the chicken. Use a whisk and give it some elbow grease so it all comes together nicely. Drink enough wine that you don’t cringe at how gross the mayo looks while doing so. Repeat after me, fat is flavor.
Mix that black magic into the chicken and let it chill in the refrigerator while you experiment with tortilla chips and pickled onions.
Super Quick Pickled Onions:
1 red onion, thinly sliced
3/4 cup apple cider vinegar
1/4 cup water
2 tbsp honey
1 tsp salt
Here’s the secret to not having to boil your vinegar mix for quick pickled onions: Use honey instead of sugar, the end. All you have to do is throw all of this into a shallow dish, press the onions down, and chill in the fridge for at least half an hour.
Air Fryer Tortilla Chips:
12 street taco corn tortillas. These teeny things were bought on accident, but I now can’t live without them.
1/2 tsp hot Mexican style chili powder
1 tbsp olive oil
1/4 tsp salt
Cut the little street taco tortillas in half. Mix the last three ingredients in a bowl and then brush on both sides of the tortillas. 350 for 7 minutes in an air fryer. I did two batches so they didn’t stick to each other.
Build a sandwich base with badass Rosemary sourdough and butter lettuce and extra mayo for your chicken salad. Taste test and realize it really needed 1/2 cup of chopped dates to lift it that little bit extra. Baby sister said the chicken salad didn’t need the dates, but I’m here to tell you that it 100% does.
And who are you going to trust? Some girl that doesn’t comment on her sister’s blog, or me?
This meal sort of just happened because I had heavy cream, parmesan, and a lemon languishing in my refrigerator earlier this week. The lemon cried when I pulled the asparagus out, and the heavy cream threatened to turn right then and there if I didn’t stop ignoring it. The parmesan was quietly resigned to its fate, so it was really the only ingredient that deserved my attention.
The cream sauce was so good that we stood around the pan after dinner and ate it with a spoon. I know it’s a hit because we’ve already talked about cooking it again and I think chicken breast is trash meat.
4 boneless skinless chicken breasts
2 tbsp avocado oil
1 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp Italian seasoning
2 garlic cloves, minced
1 cup heavy cream
1 fresh lemon
1/2 cup Parmesan cheese
Heat the avocado oil over medium heat. Season the chicken breasts with salt, pepper, the garlic powder, and the Italian seasoning. Cook the chicken breasts through. I have a great instant-read thermometer that was under $20 and gets whipped out on the regular. You need one, get it.
In the same pan, lower the heat and add the minced garlic. Let it start to brown (do not let it burn, burnt garlic is trash and ruins everything) and then add the heavy cream. Your mix can simmer, but never boil. Lower the heat after 5 minutes and melt in the Parmesan cheese. Parmesan takes a while to melt into the sauce properly, so settle in with a spoon and a bev. Once the cheese is incorporated, turn off the heat and squeeze in the juice from that sad lemon you’ve had sitting in your fridge for too long.
The only thing that could improve this meal is a crusty baguette to drag through that sauce.
I really love steak. Like, I really really love it. If I could get away with it I would cook it every night. Flat iron, sirloin, strip, t-bone, flank, filet… all great, but nothing tops a ribeye. Fat is flavor, you know? In fact, I love my husband extra because he’s willing to give me the eye from his ribeye.
You’re going to need a sous vide machine for this one. I can’t recommend this gadget enough since it’s basically idiot-proof. As long as you don’t mess up your vacuum seal, and you stick with tried and true recipes, you really can’t mess meat up with this thing. Sous vide is not a quick cook, so it’s usually not a weeknight meal. I like to pull it out on the weekends and let the steaks go for a few hours. In a few weeks we’ll do a 24 hour sous vide brisket and see what this baby can really do to some meat before we smoke it.
A good piece of beef doesn’t need much more than salt and pepper, so you won’t see any crazy marinades here. Meat rubs/marinades are for cheap cuts and nothing will change my mind about it. A little cayenne, paprika, onion powder, garlic powder, etc., are all good additions to a steak, but don’t get wild if you shelled out for the good beef. Let that meat speak for itself.
2 ribeye steaks
Steak Seasoning, (Just order the Texjoy already!)
Sous Vide Machine, I have an Anova and I love it. The phone app is also awesome.
A container that holds enough water to keep your sous vide happy and has a snug lid. My machine informs me loudly with flashing red lights when it isn’t happy with me.
Season and vacuum seal your steaks separately. You can put them both in the bag, but we usually only slice up one steak between two of us. I put the extra finished steak (still in the bag) in the fridge overnight and it only take a few minutes for the circulator to heat it back up the next day before searing. You’ll have just enough time to prep some veggies.
I generally prefer my steaks to be medium-rare or rare, but when I sous vide ribeye I cook them at 137o for 2-3 hours. I frequent r/sousvide over on and refused to go above 132o for the longest time against their advice, but they were right, 137o just gives ribeye a really great texture. When you pull your steak out of the circulator it’s going to look sad and grey.
Cut open the bag, drain the juices, (some folks save the juices from all of their cooks, but I’m not keeping a bag of meat juices hanging around, ok?) and pat the steak dry. You don’t want any visible moisture left on the exterior when it hits the pan.
To sear, heat 2 tbsp of butter over medium to medium-high heat for several minutes. Brown the steak on both sides for 1-2 minutes. Slice it up and serve with some sad sauce-less carrots and don’t forget to steal the fat from your spouse’s steak. You did all of the work, so you get the treats.
Sad Baby Carrots: air fryer for 18 minutes at 380o. Salt, pepper, and Penzey’s Fox Point seasoning blend.
Sure, I’m supposed to be dieting for my sisters wedding, but sometimes you just need gravy. I picked this recipe up from one of our best friends on a weekend trip. After clearing my plate, I hovered over his pressure cooker and ate hunks of pork chop directly from the pot, it’s that damn good. I love my instant pot, and still use it for this recipe when I have thick-cut pork chops, but I also like eating the freshly browned pork tenderloin when pulled from the pan to “rest” (in my mouth) before I make gravy.
This recipe is for those nights when you need something warm and homey. The ranch seasoning picks the gravy up and makes it something truly special. It’s also easy af and nearly impossible to mess up, which makes it a perfect recipe. We generally eat it over rice, but it’s equally as good with pasta or mashed potatoes.
2 pork tenderloins, sliced and smashed flat with your hand
Seasoned salt, Lawry’s mix is good
1 tsp Better than Bouillon, beef flavor
1-1/2 cup water
1 packet ranch dressing mix
1 packet brown gravy mix
1 can cream of chicken soup
Season the tenderloin slices with seasoned salt and garlic pepper. Brown the slices over medium-medium high in a little oil and set aside to rest. This is going to take multiple batches, so don’t feel bad about having an adult bev while you snack on the first set of freshly browned bits of pork heaven.
In the same pork-browned pan, stir together 1-1/2 cups of water, the spoonful of Better than Bouillon, and the two packet mixes. Stir vigorously for a few seconds before turning the heat down to simmer and let the gravy start to thicken. Add the cream of chicken soup and stir until melted. Dump the pork back into the pan and make sure every piece is covered in gravy.
We’ve tried this on most carbs and it’s good on everything. You could spoon this gravy over a steamed package of that sad frozen cauliflower rice and it would be amazing. This stuff is comfort food at its finest.
Comfort food is one of those things I love asking people about because it varies so widely across cultures and homes. I have a podcast in mind for the future and I think that comfort food and the foods you grew up on will be what it revolves around. Home foods are so personal and certain things can really only be cooked by one’s mother. I still fail at recreating my MIL’s chicken and rice and I’ve watched her cook it in person. B says I need more pepper, but I suppose we’ll see next time.
After the laziness of Monday night it felt like time for something extra, and I mean extra delicious. I’m obsessed with Asian food and Asian fusion dishes, but the Husband and the Biggin are not fans of some of the flavors. The Puppy doesn’t let food sit in his mouth long enough to taste, so he’ll eat anything I offer to him (including non-food items such as mud, insects, and Nerf bullets). Since we’re split on taste buds, I generally cook slightly different meals when I have a craving for something the rest of the family won’t go for.
The boys had Cajun grilled chicken strips (same seasonings and pan as the egg rolls) and macaroni and cheese for dinner, so it it wasn’t much of a hassle. I scaled down ingredients to make myself a personal serving of egg rolls, but the instructions below are for around 12 egg rolls.
1 lb chicken tenderloins
1/4 cup mayo
1 tbsp sriracha
1 tbsp rice vinegar
1 tbsp sugar
12 egg roll wrappers
2 cups shredded cabbage mix, I chopped mine up more finely
12 slices of pepper jack cheese
Season the tenderloins with S&P and Cajun seasoning. I prefer to remove the tendons because they gross me the hell out. Shove the tenderloins around a hot skillet and let them brown until cooked through. Chop them up.
Mix the mayo, sriracha, rice vinegar, and sugar together in a small mixing bowl. Stir in the cabbage and chopped chicken.
Place an egg roll wrapper on a flat surface in front of you (point down), and center a piece of cheese on it. Spoon on 2 tablespoons of the chicken and cabbage mix. This isn’t YouTube, but I’ll try to upload a video on how to roll egg rolls next week. It’s really super easy, and people are impressed when you get to tell them the egg rolls are homemade.
Either brush some oil onto the egg rolls or use spray oil. Air fry at 350o for 6 minutes. Flip the egg rolls and cook for 6 more minutes.
Bang-bang sauce is good enough to keep in the fridge as a handy condiment. It’s particularly good as a burger sauce with some sweet chili sauce and lime juice added to the mix. We’ll give that a whirl next week with some home fries. I have no idea what I’m going to do with the rest of the egg roll wrappers, but we’ll figure that out next time I decide to drink a few GWC’s, won’t we? GWC’s are an unholy mix of one can of White Claw (your choice of flavor) and a shot of whatever gin you have languishing in your freezer. It’s like a ghetto low carb French 75 and it’s delicious.